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||LOCAL MAN ARRESTED FOR CREATING LOCAL DISTURBANCE
A local area man was taken into custody yesterday on charges of creating a public disturbance. Neighbors report first noticing the disturbance at approximately 3:30pm and alerting police at 3:45; the unidentified man was charged and arrested without incident shortly thereafter. Onlookers and passers-by described the disturbance as "very disturbing."